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Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, [approaches and softens] does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests

Author:	iJasonT [ Mon Apr 02, 2007 4:19 pm ]
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To Whom it May Concern: I politely request that the Avian Eve board be shut down. You see (violin plays), I am trying to be good. I canceled all my gaming accounts a few months ago to put all my focus on my job. I have found that this to be very successful. At least, until recently when all these enticing and exciting posts and pictures from Eve have started to appear on this forum. because I have zero self-control and it is much easier to blame others for my own faults and weaknesses I therefore appeal the the Associate of the Mothers of America to close this forum down...for the children. Do what is right and allow the weakness of one to ruin the fun for all. If that fails than I must ask you this: Quote: Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, [approaches and softens] does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests

Author:	X2-PB [ Tue Apr 03, 2007 8:49 am ]
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You could just learn to aquire some self control! Or you could give up work and play EVE full-time!

Author:	Ravage [ Tue Apr 03, 2007 5:03 pm ]
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All part of my master plan.

Author:	Ravage [ Tue Apr 03, 2007 5:05 pm ]
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uhh.. spam

Author:	Ravage [ Tue Apr 03, 2007 5:07 pm ]
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Spam again, to get post 111111 according to the post counter at the bottom of the main page... though i remember from years ago last time we did this, the count is inaccruate due to database losses... in any case.

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Author:	Aranarth [ Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:25 am ]
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Assimilation is inevitable. Resistance is futile...............

Author:	Arindel [ Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:44 pm ]
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You'll have to revoke your site admin role and then see if we can hide this forum from you. or heck, you're an admin...you can write it yourself . Go make babies, then you'll have less time for gaming.

Author:	iJasonT [ Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:03 pm ]
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Arindel wrote: Go make babies, then you'll have less time for gaming. warning: Off color joke in small type We are trying but my GF, Kleenex, still isn't pregnant.

Author:	Azzameen85 [ Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:35 pm ]
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Ewww.......

Author:	Aranarth [ Fri Apr 06, 2007 11:30 am ]
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Author:	Master Gui-Jan [ Mon Apr 16, 2007 6:48 pm ]
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This is dispicable. Does nobody here have any compassion?? I move that we shut down the entire Avian-Gamers site so that Moge does not have to suffer so. On a side note, Moge, I heard that Eve added some new abilities recently. If you want the ability to improve your willpower you just need to renew your account and download the latest patch. Problem solved. Let me know how that works out.

Author:	iJasonT [ Mon Apr 16, 2007 6:56 pm ]
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MGJ: Please see post title but replace 'you all' with 'MGJ'

Author:	Cyrus Rex [ Tue Apr 17, 2007 2:25 pm ]
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Eve has developed a new grip on me as well. It is hard to do both Work and Eve in one day. A compromise is needed less the world unravel, thus I have begun to leave work around noon each day so that I can fit equal portions of Eve and Work into my life. ********** BTW Moge, North Dek is at war. After months of battle in distant regions, the Sparta Alliance was taken off the front lines and assigned R&R duty back in their home systems of north Dek. However the war followed them home. Gank squads are in UEJ, A4, CZD and many formally safe systems. The war is in our homeland now. You don’t know mining until you know 0.0 mining. You don’t know 0.0 mining until you do it in the middle of a war.

Author:	iJasonT [ Tue Apr 17, 2007 4:04 pm ]
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my homeland is at war? FOR THE MOTHERLAND!!!!!

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Author:	Cyrus Rex [ Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:28 pm ]
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Moge, D2 awoke from their slumber and started helping us kick butt. We still need to get the enemy titan and motherships out of O-2 and A4 and areas close to home, but the battle is turning in our favor and more enemies are on the run rather than on the attack. As a reward for our war effort D2 is giving Sparta sovereignty over the north Dek Constellation complete with the existing UEJ and CZD stations. Now that Scape is setting us towers, I am gearing up for ice mining.