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Author:  Mantison Tau'rus [ Thu Sep 04, 2003 12:02 am ]
Post subject:  So, this group of strings walks into a bar....
and there is a big sign over the bar that reads:

WE DON'T SERVE STRINGS HERE !!

Well, the strings were pretty thirsty, so the first string strolls up to the bartender and orders 3 beers.

The bartender points to the sign and says "We don't serve your kind round here, get out ya' filthy string.."

So, undaunted, the second string decides he is gonna give it a whirl.

He walks up to the bartender and says " Hey there buddy, hows about three beers for me and my two twine friends over there..."

The bartender simply points to the sign and says "Listen, I told your buddy we don't serve your kind round here, now get out"

Well, the third string was not going to go down so easy, so he begins to make his way to the bar, but on his way there, he begins to shake and contort and move all over the place.

When he gets to the bar, he calmly orders 3 beers from the bar keep.

The bartender says " Hey, I done told your friends already, we don't server strings round here, and you are a string, right?"

The third string simply answers "Frayed Knot".....





Thank you, thank you, be here all week...

Tip your waitress...
Author:  Rocklar [ Thu Sep 04, 2003 12:06 am ]
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*Rummages around looking for a rotten tomato. Is very pleased when he finds a couple.
Author:  Arindel [ Thu Sep 04, 2003 12:25 am ]
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Sometimes jokes are so bad they're funny.


This is not one of those time :P. then again its one of the best jokes around the forums lately :shock:
Author:  Bossman Intrepid [ Thu Sep 04, 2003 1:59 am ]
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Bacon and eggs walk into a bar...

They sit down.

Bartender says to them, "sorry, we don't serve breakfast."
Author:  moonraker66 [ Fri Sep 05, 2003 7:07 pm ]
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:lol:
Author:  X2-PB [ Sat Sep 06, 2003 2:25 pm ]
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Sorry Manti, but that's an old joke. My sister's been telling it for years!
Author:  Mantison Tau'rus [ Sun Sep 07, 2003 12:01 am ]
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I know it is, I first heard it in 5th grade.

That was 17 years ago...

But it is always funny and bad...
Author:  Romsuiag [ Sun Sep 07, 2003 11:09 pm ]
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Hyuk hyuk, good one!

My personal favorite joke is...
"A horse walks into a bar, bartender says, 'Why the long face?"

HAHAHAHAHA!! :lol:
Author:  ExarKun809 [ Sun Sep 07, 2003 11:27 pm ]
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A Russian, a German, and an American are all in a plane.

While flying over one another's countries, they decide to drop an item.

The Russian throws down a bottle of vodka and says, "We're known for our vodka!"

The German throws down a bottle of beer and says, "We're known for our beer!"

The American throws down a grenade and says, "We're known for our war!"

So they all land in Russia and come across a woman crying. They ask, "Why are you crying?"
"Because a bottle of vodka fell from the sky and it hit my head and it hurt!" she replied.

Then they land in Germany and come across a man crying. They ask, "Why are you crying?"
"Because a bottle of beer fell from the sky and it hit my head and it hurt!" he replied.

When they landed in America they came across a boy laughing. They ask, "Why are you laughing?"




"Because when I farted my neighbor's house blew up!"
Author:  Xior [ Mon Sep 08, 2003 3:44 am ]
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Snowball: "I have a joke for you Pinky. Knock knock."
Pinky: *blink* *blink* "Well that's not a very funny joke now is it?"
Author:  bigyak [ Mon Sep 08, 2003 12:14 pm ]
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A skeleton walked into a bar and asked for a beer and a mop...
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